50 Questions

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANY ONE?
My father’s lack of imagination

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
When I saw my credit card bill

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Even I can’t even read it.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
salami

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Not that I know of.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
To quote Groucho Marx, “I’d never join a club that would have me as a member.”

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
What genius came up with these questions?

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
See reply to question 7

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
No, I don’t drink anymore.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Whatever is on sale.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
As opposed to telepathically willing my self out of my shoes? Or see reply to question 7.

12. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONLY ONE ALBUM FRONT TO BACK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,WHAT WOULD IT BE? AND IT CAN'T BE A GREATEST HITS ALBUM?
Eddie Murphy “Raw”

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Mango or Ube

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Like most men- how big their breast are.

15. RED OR PINK?
Well I used to be a socialist, so reformed pink would be my answer.

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I’m too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat…

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My dog Max

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
I prefer world peace

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
See reply to question 7

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
You mean besides the voices in my head?

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE
I’m black and I’m proud!

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
The smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like… victory.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
A guy offering me a free subscription. I forgot to check the caller id.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Is he going to read this?

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
San Antonio Spur during the play-offs

27. HAIR COLOR?
salt and pepper (what’s left of it anyway)

28. EYE COLOR?
brown.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
See answer to question 7

30. FAVORITE FOOD
A slice from Ray’s Pizza in the Village

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
neither

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Star Trek

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
See answer to question 7

34. Summer or winter?
definitely summer

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
groping

37. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
my inner child

38. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
my outer child

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
”Gang Leader for a Day" by Sudhir Vankatesh

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
My mouse

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
I didn’t watch tv last night. I prefer my opiate from the internet now.

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S):
silence

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
2 Live Crew.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
the fourth dimension

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can see the absurdity of life.

46 WHERE WERE U BORN?
In a galaxy far far away.

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Anybody's.

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?


49. NAME ONE THING YOU REGRET?

That I can’t answer question 48.


50. (make yer own question) Favorite Word?
supercilious

Best Indian Film

First, let me confess that I love Hulu. The best film on it right now is an Indian film called Sarkar It's loosely based on Francis Ford Coppola and Mario Puzo's "The Godfather" I'm not giving you a link to The Godfather, since if you haven't seen it or heard about it, you probably don't know anything about cinema since (in my humble opinion) its the greatest film ever.

Going back to Sarkar, its a definite must see and in some ways as good as The Godfather. The cinematography, acting, story are all there to enjoy. My only complaint is the movie wasn't dubbed in English. I usually don't mind subtitles (it's in Hindee) but since I watched this on a 19" monitor, dubbing would've been nice. But hey, it's free to watch, so I'm not complaining.