Ramblings of an Idiot
This blog is regarding cars, politics, technology, and other stuff.
I’m 8 or 9 years old and I’m home from school. It’s cold rainy and dark outside, while it‘s toasty inside our house. My mother makes me Top Ramen soup with a boiled egg in it. I feel very safe and warm.
posted by Dario @ 6:47 PM
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Born the illegitimate son of Imelda Marcos and Johnny Carson; attended the School of Hard Knocks... and flunked out; has worked in marketing, sales, advertising, business development (yes, I'm a professional huckster); strives to reach self-actualization or win the big jackpot on the lottery; able to converse on multiple topics (especially at Hooters); and has been kicked out of the finest establishments throughout the US & Canada. Motto: "You are now about to reach maxmimum velocity" OR "Smarter then the average bear" Actually, I ripped that one off of Yogi Bear. Sorry Yogi
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